Halogen - U Got That

Genau, weil die sich die hochqualifizierten Kassierer in nullkommanix zum Mechatroniker etc. umschulen lassen und folglich alle einen sicheren Job als Fachkraft haben. not.

Konfettikanone

TheFatRat - Windfall, und Sinco - Questions. Bevor jemand fragt...

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Schon wieder ganz klar wie das endet! i.imgur.com/RoKCFeN.jpg

Picdump - watson

NAAAA, HEUTE NICHT!!! NÄCHSTE WOCHEEE!!!

Ganz geil, dass er während dem Pumpen immer grösser wird

- Yeah, before we get rolling here... hey, what's your name?
- Me? Allegra.
- Allegra? Is that a medication?
- I'm from Texas!
- You're from Texas? No Shit!
- But what?
- That sounds like a fourth-world accent you got there. *höhö* So can I confess something to you?
- What?
- When you came down to the stairs I was gonna checking you out a littlebit. First thing I saw was: Damn, she's got some legs! And then you came the rest of the way down, and I was like - you've got some arms and a torso - she's got everything a human needs! And I said, damn if that girl had some old bananas, i'd be like don't throw out them bananas girl, i'd get some eggs and some milk and make some banana-bread. And maybe we'll have some tea and eat that banana-bread, you know what I mean? You got a cat or a pet or anything?
- I have a cat, yeah.
- We'd talk about your cat. And then we'd talk about my plans for the garden, you know what I mean, we'll go to B&Q and I was gonna get some hosters[??] and line the fence with it, just like that. How about you put some cream-cheese on that banana-bread? Thats how I feel about you. [BIERDUSCHE]
- Oooooohhh, what the fuck / shit / nonono / maaaaan / does she have to do that / what the fuck was that?
- That's when we go improv here, I bet you haven't seen this shit commin!

wers nicht versteht: banana-bread: Urban Dictionary: Banana+bread&defid=4415462