1. Ja, wenn dann ein Schotte! 2. Rock? o.O

Ist ja nicht so das er nicht schon im Flugzeug 2 mal gefragt hat, nachdem sie abgestürtzt waren.

Aber nur weil der Film am Wochenende lief, richtig? :D

google weiß halt alles... :D

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So close your eyes Take a deep breath And fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a irrational rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows its the sex that God can't see Yeah my chastity belt has locks, so sometimes you need to think outside the box

Well there's a loophole in the scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to Hell It's my Hail Mary full of grace In Jesus's name we go to 5th base I thank you for making me holy I thank you for making me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore, you'll have to come in the backdoor Therefore: Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a irrational rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows its the sex That god can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity But wait until my marriage bed to give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out, shove it in my ass, fuck me until you cum OOPS I mean Let's join our souls and unite our bodies and fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in 'cause birth controls for sluts and it's a sin I emptied my bowels and laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the power that's the highest But of all of my holes this one's the driest (wincing noises) And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God's okay with sodomy but only if you're straight And I'm stained through no matter what So I'm okay with everything but Everything but Everything buuuuuut woaahh So fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a irrational rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows its the sex that God can't see I do whatever the Bible tells me to Except for the things that I choose to ignore, because they're unrealistic and inconvenient, but the rest I live by for suuure So let's not talk about how the good book bans shellfish, polyester, and divorce, and how it condones slavery and killing gays 'cause those parts don't matter of course Let's cherrypick the part about losing my cherry And my (something) ambiguity is not mentioned And circumvent any real sacrifice But still feel pride in my arbitrary positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in it's complete jurisdiction That's the only way to measure if you're good or not And when you're in a debate, just say to have faith 'Cause up against logic it's the only card you got

I live by God's rule So whatever people tell me that the bible tells me I will do Walk halls, high school, with my purity ring Not like those other girls; I got my morals in check It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend And pardon my french, but he's cute as heck And I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Now learn about the birds and bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees 'Cause the Bible says that premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long And I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him I need to figure something out

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